Search term hilarity.

Sometimes, the search terms recorded in finding my blog by WordPress are priceless. Do you have any good ones? Add them in the comments!

Here are a few so far.

“corn of the naturalists” Wut?  

“egg, to a naturalist” Breakfast?

“photos of small naturalist”  oh hai!

“cruisers entering lisbon” I’m almost positive I’ve never written on this topic.

“i have a fear of lake monsters” OMG!! ME TOO!!!

“hugging cacti in the snow” Sounds like a terrible idea. And unlikely.

“satanism and ikea”

“why is ikea fashionable?” If you’re asking this question, there is no help for you.

“would you feel pain getting hit by a train?”

“rattlesnake symptoms” Include inability to move limbs, heightened sensitivity to temperature, and the desire to find a warm rock.

“must nonfunctional womens wear”

“why are loners naturalists?” Excellent question.

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Posted on November 25, 2011, in The Roaming Naturalist and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. Ah, a kindred spirit. I’ve been compiling a list of search strings that have led to my nature blog and I plan to do a post about them some time in the weeks ahead.

    Steve Schwartzman
    http://portraitsofwildflowers.wordpress.com

  2. A couple of search terms currently in my queue:

    ugly turkey face

    daddy longlegs have penises

    To be fair, I did write about daddy longlegs’ penises in a post. but I don’t believe I’ve ever called turkey’s faces ugly. (Oh! Come to think of it, I might not have been as charitable with turkey vultures, however.)

  3. Ooh, here are some more:

    ants on leashes

    skunk limericks from wisconsin

    a dog a lichen a girl

    is a pill bug related to a kangaroo

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